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Something
01:45
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Dissimulate
03:43
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Well everyday you ask me why I can't write songs
That sound like this or that oh boy you are so wrong
I don’t know what you want me to say
It’s not as if you care about it anyway
Actually now I think of it why don't you try
To write some words you think you can personify
You'll find its not so easy to reveal your soul
So why not write some stupid songs for rock and roll
You want it
You got it
Stop telling me what I need to do
You want it
You got it
What the hell is everything coming to
Well I'm sick and tired of being told to mix like this
I did all that you said and it still sounds like shit
Oh I must have done it wrong I hear you trying to say
It's not as if you'd do it better anyway
I want to try new things and not be just the same
As everybody else who sell themselves for fame
So if I want I'll do things that just don't make sense
And if it doesn't work I'll face the consequence
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3. |
Closeness
02:21
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When you shit in my mouth
It gives me confidence
I just want a feast
I don’t mind the consequence
Lets all chow down
We’re going down to brown town
We’ll have so much fun
Eating what comes out of your bum
When you piss on my face
I just want to masturbate
I adore the taste
It’s my favourite type of lemonade
Playing watersports
Just make sure you don’t get caught
And don’t slip up
I like to drink piss out of a cup
The love between two souls
Can be broken down to what
Goes into your holes
When two hearts connect
It leads to weird things
When having sex
When we play with your sick
I feel a tingling in my dick
I just need to cry
A vomit chunk got into my eye
Expelling bodily matter
It is so fun especially the splatter
What if we added blood?
Oh god I’m cumming, here comes the flood
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4. |
Regrets
04:48
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What causes a desperate fight
Breathlessly losing every night
Mouth gags
Cold black leather on my face
Surrounded by people of every race
Mouth gags
Take this off of me
All I want is to be free
I thought they’d pay me to be a gimp
But they made me do it for free
Slipping quickly into S+M
Having sex with less females and more with men
Ball bag, ball sack
Now I find myself with a pimp
Making me do oral on a chimp
I signed the contract but
It didn’t say there’d be a chimp
Take this off of me
All I want is to be free
I thought they’d pay me to be a gimp
But they made me do it for free
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5. |
0808
05:24
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6. |
Ketchup
03:39
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Why is there no ketchup in the fridge
I spent the rest of my money on bitches and hoes
I just cooked some Mccain’s oven fries
But now im faced with a horrible surprise
There's no ketchup in the fridge anymore
I don't know what else I can put on them
I’ve got some jam, that is just wrong
Now i'm just left singing this song
About the ketchup
I love tomato
But i dont have the money to go and get it from tescos
Anymore
So kids, don't spend your money on hoes
Or you’ll find out, you don’t have any tomatoes anymore
To put on your chips
Or maybe even your chicken nuggets
It's a horrible revelation
All I’ve got in this life is chips and masturbation
Which just reminds me of my other use
‘Cuz tomato ketchup, its lubes me for spilling my juice
So kids, don't spend your money on hoes
Remember, ketchup is the most important thing in the world
For you, you, you
For you, you
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7. |
Is this Love?
04:28
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a shortness of breath
a tightness in my chest
when I'm with you
I feel so weak
It hurts to speak
When I'm with you
Is this love? Or is it covid?
I try to stay away
It gets harder each day
To avoid you
I see you with my friends
I just can't see an end
Till we're through
Is this love? Or is it covid?
Is this love? Or is it covid?
Waiting in my bedroom till i'm let outside
I've got a nasty symptom that I want to hide
Is this love? Or is it covid?
Is this covid? Or is it Monkeypox?
Each breath i make
How long will it take
‘Till I lose you?
I don’t want to die
I just want to try
To remove you
Is this love? Or is it covid?
Is this love? Or is it covid?
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8. |
Cabra
04:21
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I have a real good friend
I think his name is Steve
He helps me when I farm my fields
He helps me when I sleep
I’d write a lovely song for him
I don’t know what to say
I don’t think Steve is quite like that
I don't think anyway
I haven’t seen him here for days
I hope he isn’t hurt
Laying in a ditch somewhere
And dying in the dirt
I hope that you can hear this Steve
I hope you will come back
I want to do all of the things
I want to eat a snack
Where
Is
My
Goat
The other day I just woke up
And found that he was gone
I don’t know what i said to him
I don’t know what went wrong
I must have said that he was fat
It was just an afterthought
He must have slipped out of his cage
And ran till he could not
I haven’t seen him here for days
I hope he isn’t hurt
Laying in a ditch somewhere
And dying in the dirt
Steve the goat
My best friend
Please don't tell me
This is the end
Steve my friend
Is just a goat
I don’t care
He’s my goat
Where
Is
My
Goat
It has been a few days now
He still has not returned
I wonder what he’s doing now
I wonder what he’s learned
Hopefully he’s far from here
And doing all he can
I just hope he didn’t go
As far as Pakistan
I haven’t seen him here for days
I hope he isn’t hurt
Laying in a ditch somewhere
And dying in the dirt
I hope that you can hear this Steve
I hope you will come back
I want to do all of the things
I want to eat a snack
Where
Is
My
Goat
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9. |
Instagram Girls
03:57
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Instagram girls, get your tits out
Instagram girls, get your bits out
I don’t care what you’re eating today
I just wanna see your V J J
Instagram girls, I’m so horny
Instagram girls, I’m up for forni-
-cation with you, that’s what I like to do
Oh, Instagram girls, tell me you like it too
Stalking social media
For a little piece of you
All those photos of you at the beach
Finding the best angle to show your peach
But it really doesn't matter
We've seen it all before
And we all know that you know
What we're all here for
Viewing photos of you in the bath
Looking for reflections in the tap
All those soapy suds that cover you
Playing stupid but you know what you do
But it really doesn't matter
We've seen it all before
And we all know that you know
What we're all here for
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10. |
Wait
06:33
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When you think about all the time I could have spent
Doing things that would have actually meant
More than just the usual discontent
I could have put it to the things that need to have
A shred of real creatividad
And it would be an actual relief
Why do I have to waste my time?
And why do I have to make this rhyme?
And how can I fill these lines like this?we
And how can I get out of this abyss?
And what would you do with this deja vu?
And what would you say to make this true?
Don't look back
And don’t attack
And don’t be mad
And don’t be sad
All of this is just a game for you
Please just tell me what you’re gonna do
You could try to say it’s all a lie
But I know that so don’t you try
Why do we have to waste our time?
And why do we have to make this rhyme?
And how can we fill our lives like this?
And how can we get out of this abyss?
And what can we do if they cannot see?
And what can we do to just be free?
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