Why is there no ketchup in the fridge
I spent the rest of my money on bitches and hoes
I just cooked some Mccain’s oven fries
But now im faced with a horrible surprise
There's no ketchup in the fridge anymore
I don't know what else I can put on them
I’ve got some jam, that is just wrong
Now i'm just left singing this song
About the ketchup
I love tomato
But i dont have the money to go and get it from tescos
Anymore
So kids, don't spend your money on hoes
Or you’ll find out, you don’t have any tomatoes anymore
To put on your chips
Or maybe even your chicken nuggets
It's a horrible revelation
All I’ve got in this life is chips and masturbation
Which just reminds me of my other use
‘Cuz tomato ketchup, its lubes me for spilling my juice
So kids, don't spend your money on hoes
Remember, ketchup is the most important thing in the world
For you, you, you
For you, you
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